Presented for your reading pleasure. Trust me, it sounds better when spoken by synthetic beings in funny outfits. The Red Panda character is based on the Hermione persona in the persona writeup, who has an active imagination and enjoys role-playing.
Red Panda (RP): This is the stupidest costume ever. Who thought that it would be a good idea to be The Red Panda? What are my powers anyway?
Robbie (R): You can climb bamboo, and cary your young in a pouch.
RP: That’s it? Ok, we’re going to come up with something awsome this time. Bring up the outfit app!
R: App is up. Waiting.
RP: Show me popular superhero outfits in the costume genome. Female. Last ten years.
R: Working. Ok, here are 9 popular outfits. Which ones do you prefer?
RP: She-hulk? Really? That’s so not me.￼ How about 2, 5, and 9?
R: Cross breeding genomes of 2, 5 and 9. Working.￼ Ok.￼￼ Here are six choices. Which ones do you like?￼
RP: I like 2.￼ Change the skirt though.
R: Randomly generating 4 skirts from the current genome.￼ Here are 4 choices. Which ones do you prefer?
RP: I like 2.￼ Change the fabric to scale armor.
R: Randomly generating four armor sets into current genome.￼ Here are four options. Which ones do you prefer?
RP: I like three.￼ Can we print that here?
R: I’m￼ sorry, but this printer is still broken from when you tried to make your new sidekick, radioactive girl. You’ll have to pick up your new suit in the old lab.
RP: Thanks Robbie. Call the printer repairman please.
R: Wait! You still only have the power to climb bamboo and carry your young in a pouch. Do you want to change that?